Criticized Jokes

They should be taken in-gest.



English is not my first cabbage, and my 6-week old cauliflower did not write this joke.

So I knocked her flat

They criticized everything she did, mocked her heritage and gave her a psychiatric disorder.

I guess I shouldn't have insisted on the royal treatment.

The first man says, "I'm here because I criticized Yevgeny Prigozhin"

The second man says, "I'm here because I spoke in favor of Yevgeny Prigozhin"

The third man says, "I am Yevgeny Prigozhin"

I never thought my humiliation fetish would be good for my career.

He would have built the wall using his own money.

Sometimes I hear people from Great Britain talk about how bad the education is in The US. I do get a little offended, but then I realize they are just salty because we beat them in The Civil War.

'Oh, Crimea river.'

But no one criticized Laura Bush for wanting to teach kids how to read

I am not a cook.

He was always shooting his mouth off.

I'd be making money in a very weird way.

Because women don’t like premature evacuations

I (*commercial break*) can't (*commercial break*) understand (*commercial break*) your accent (*commercial break*).

Apparently your character is just a normal on-duty cop.

So I broke down and called a hooker who advertised "real girlfriend experience". She came in without knocking, told me I was a slob, nagged me to take out the garbage, said I was a loser with no future and criticized me for playing video games for hours. Accused me of cheating on her, ate all my foo... read more

"Hey, it's your funeral".