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Crucify Jokes

If you take a guy and crucify him...

...he's going to be a bit cross.

People criticize the Roman that had to crucify Jesus...

...but I think he nailed it.

My first joke - don't crucify me please

Mac decided to go to the shooting range with his friend. Having never shot a gun before, he is a little nervous that he'll embarrass himself by performing poorly at the range but his friend reassures him that he'll do alright. Once they arrive they make their way to the back where the instructor is ...

If Jesus has his second-coming, there's no way he'll let anybody crucify him.

Nobody double-crosses Jesus

I almost forgot what this Friday is (Good Friday).

My mom would be so disappointed... she’d crucify me.

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My coworker treat me like a god

when some shit happen, they crucify me

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What kind of moves does 242 year old ink bust out on the dance floor?

Indapendance

Fucking crucify me

Best one liner jokes

I didn't ready the sidebar so crucify me if need be.

I was just looking for the best one liner jokes you've ever heard. Clean or dirty, doesn't matter.

One that always gets me: Have you heard about the depressed, cross eyed girl? She never looked forward to anything.

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A company that sells nails decides to start advertising their product...

A company that sells nails decides to start advertising their product.

Their CEO goes to an ad agency to inquire about creating a large billboard downtown. He meets with an account executive and explains his need: "We have a good business, but I just feel like most people have never heard of ...

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TV ad for Benson's Nails

Benson runs a nail factory and decides his business needs a bit of advertising. He has a chat with a friend who works in marketing and he offers to make a TV ad for Benson's Nails.

"Give me a week," says the friend, "and I'll be back with an ad."

A week goes by and the marketing execut...

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