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Criminal Case Jokes

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I was called to the witness stand for a criminal case

I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
The attorney asked what I saw on the 5th of april at 2:23 AM, I told her I'd like to fuck her in the ass.

A guy is looking for a lawyer...

...so he calls a law firm called Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz & Schwartz.

"Hello, Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz & Schwartz, how can I help you?"

"I'd like to speak to Mr. Schwartz, please."

"Sorry, he's with a client."

"Alright, then let me speak to Mr. Schwartz."...

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