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A blonde is on vacation and runs out of money...

A blonde is on vacation and runs out of money. She wants to write an e-mail to her mother so that her mother can send her some. She goes to an internet café and goes up to the guy at the desk.

She says: "I'm sorry, but I'm broke and I really need to contact my mother. Is there any way I coul...

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

I’ve heard that ‘ICU’ is the creepiest room name

This was especially true when it was whispered to me through the phone.

A tourist is travelling down the Rhine

He books himself into an old castle that has been converted into a hotel. Once he enters, he has the creepiest feeling come over him. He asked the lady a reception if they have ghosts in the hotel. She laughs and says, " I have been here for 300 years and never seen one"

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So this occurred at my great grandma's visitation a couple years ago. Some of my cousins and I were sitting in the pews of the church because we had nothing better to do. My cousin next to me was on his phone texting someone and my uncle came up to my cousin. The conversation went like this:

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