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Liquidation Jokes

British Steel going into liquidation?

Isn't that just how it's made?

My pharmacy is having a liquidation sale.

Laxatives are 50% off.

My fruit and vegetable business recently went into liquidation

We now sell smoothies

The fish and chip shop near me has gone into liquidation

Now the owner is stuck between a rock and a hard plaice

There are two great financial geniuses in the Bible

One was Noah, who floated his stock while everyone else had to go into liquidation.

The other one was pharaoh's daughter, who went to the bank of the Nile and drew out a prophet.

I went in to Dragon’s Den today with my ice cube company

But it didn’t go well and it went in to liquidation.
Not cool.

What do you call a going out of business sale for a laxative store?

Liquidation.

I once opened a gift shop on an ice-burg..

It went into liquidation

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