I took the HOV lane underground, when suddenly my hands started cramping on the steering wheel.
Must be my carpool tunnel syndrome.
I just got my period while I was thrift shopping
It really cramping my style.
A young man went in to a restaurant and ordered a standard eggs, bacon, toast and coffee breakfast. The server told him they were out of bread, would he like a biscuit...
So he got the biscuit instead. After eating, he headed home, but started to feel bad. His stomach was cramping and he was gassy. Why?
He was Lack Toast Intolerant!
You've been Dad joked on Father's day! Happy father's day fellow dad's!
So it's that time of the month,
And my wife says to me: "Correct me if I'm wrong, but cramping is your uterus shedding its lining, right?"
Laying on the couch in pain, I reply: "Yes, it's the muscles literally cramping to break up the lining and pass it... It's a weird flex but it's okay."
She's not happy with me rig...
Jack was dying of old age...
...and he was on his death bed. suddenly a delicious smell wafted into the room, a smell Jack knew all too well. "Oh, my loving wife, she knows I am dying and she's cooking my absolute favorite, fresh chocolate chip cookies!"
Shaking badly, he rolls out of bed and lands on the floor, disloca...