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Court Of Law Jokes

Saddam Hussein was found Guilty in a Court of Law

but he was given a suspended sentence

What does Twitter and the court of law have in common?

Nobody wants to hear your story unless you have money.

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Border Officer: "Everything you say and do can and will be used against you in a court of law"

Me:" Damn... I think I picked the wrong day to cross these illegal dildos over."

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As a lawyer, whenever someone asks me the joke "why did the chicken cross the road," this is always my response.

As counsel for the chicken, I have advised my client to invoke its 5th Amendment right to remain silent. The chicken with neither confirm nor deny crossing the road, nor the existence of the road thereof. Your concept of ‘crossing’ and ‘road’ do not rise to criminal conduct in any jurisdictional cou...

"♪ ♫ He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake... ♪, ♫"

Which is why Santa Clause was arrested and convicted for aggravated stalking and unlawful breaking and entering by a jury of his peers in a court of law.

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