Old man: “hey boy, what are you doing with that chicken wire”
Boy: “I’m going to catch some chickens!”
Old man “that’s not how that works, but have fun”
An hour later the boy comes back with a stringer of chickens
A redneck mistook his own foot for a flounder while flounder gigging...
Later at the hospital, he was chatting with the doctor as the doctor was stitching him up. The doctor was also an avid fisherman too.
Doctor: I see you were using a double pronged gig.
Redneck: No, I use a single prong gig.
Doctor: Then why am I stitching up two holes?
Sam's fishing secret.
A game warden noticed how a particular fellow named Sam consistently caught more fish than anyone else, whereas the other guys would only catch three or four a day. Sam would come in off the lake with a boat full. Stringer after stringer was always packed with freshly caught trout. The warden, curio...