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Newsreader Jokes

Xi and Biden have a bet

Xi wagers that in 100 years time China would be the dominant superpower, while Biden is confident that the USA will remain uncontested.

So after their terms ended and they reached the end of their mortal coil, they were cryogenically preserved in Switzerland and woken up in 100 years.

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My wife says she's leaving me because I always talk like a newsreader.

But more on that story later.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Fucking newsreaders obsessed with Gatwick airport, blah blah

Just drone on and on

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