What's interesting is that this joke can now be reused and instead of Soviet Union we can just say; current day Russia
In Russia a Man Goes to Buy a Car...
He goes up to the owner and asks for a car, to which the owner responds:
'You know there is a 10 year waiting list?'
The man then answers, 'OK,' and after some time he then agreed to buy a car.
So he pays for the car in advance, and ju...
How do you safely reuse a condom?
You turn it inside out and shake the f*** out of it.
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How can you reuse a condom?
Just shake the fuck out of it
Why didn’t the Romans reuse their crosses?
Because that would have caused cross contamination.
Why does Greta Thunberg love this sub?
Coz of the amount of reused content here.
Reddit's logo should be a bit more green.
To symbolize the amount of reused and recycled content.
Since I like helping the environment and recycling/reusing things I searched for a place with like-minded people.
After a few days I finally found where they reuse and recycle almost everything: r/Jokes
What do reused jokes and your girlfriend have in common?
You hear them coming a mile away.
I tried to change the colour of my monk's costume so I could reuse it
but I guess old habits dye hard.
A man went to the dentist to schedule getting a tooth pulled.
"I don't have a lot of money." he confessed. "Is there any way we could make the procedure cheaper?"
"I suppose for a small discount," thought the dentist, "We could reuse some of our disposable tools. It may slightly increase your risk of infection, but, theoretically, you should be fi...
The Three "R's" of Reddit jokes:
Repair, reuse, recycle.
Reddit is the most eco-friendly website
Everything here gets reused a million times
A joke my dad told me. With my twist.
A Jewish circumcision doctor once had a jar full of the skin he had circumcised over the last few hours. He went to a new leatherworker he had heard about that could use the leftover skin. So the Jewish doctor thought he would try and reuse, reduce, and recycle.
The doctor met with the leathe...
How to be an eco friendly Redditor
Reduce Reuse Repost
So I work in a retail store where we routinely have shipments of freight arriving on wooden skids. A truck driver will come by every week or so, and pick up the empty skids so they can be reused.
Out of curiosity, I asked the driver if he ever worried about termites getting into his trailer....
Rick Astley’s guide to password management
* Never going to give you out * Never going to write you down * Never going to run around and reuse you
Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?
so they can reuse the phone after the explosion
I’m pleased to announce reddit has achieved its goal in becoming one of the top 10 green companies in the world.
The front page is now made up of over 90% recycled content.
Bonus: Redditors' motto- REDUCE REUSE REPOST
When being a good redditor, always remember your 3 r's
Reduce, reuse, r/jokes
How is /r/jokes like the green movement?
Reuse and Recycle
I was visiting a Buddhist temple last week
Just for a tour, when I got there, there was a temple and a small market outside.
The place was amazing, so I decided to go and have a look at the small market outside it. When I got there, I noticed a small piece of paper on the floor, and it had a barcode on it and it read "One free blessin...
What's the greenest place on the internet?
R/jokes, where everything is reused and recycled.
I’ve been issued Community Service..
I was assigned the “Recycling Program”. I figured I’d start here since there’s a lot of reused content which would reduce my searching.
Why is the background of r/jokes a brick wall and neon sign?
Because everything's old and reused, just like the background.