Reuse, Reduce, Recycle!

The three ways to dispose of a body.

How do you safely reuse a condom?

You turn it inside out and shake the f*** out of it.

Why does Greta Thunberg love this sub?

Coz of the amount of reused content here.

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How can you reuse a condom?

Just shake the fuck out of it

Reddit's logo should be a bit more green.

To symbolize the amount of reused and recycled content.

Why didn’t the Romans reuse their crosses?

Because that would have caused cross contamination.

Reddit is the most eco-friendly website

Everything here gets reused a million times

How to be an eco friendly Redditor

Reduce
Reuse
Repost

Teacher:"Remember your three 're-'s, reduce, reuse and...(points at me)

Me: Reddit!

Since I like helping the environment and recycling/reusing things I searched for a place with like-minded people.

After a few days I finally found where they reuse and recycle almost everything: r/Jokes

What do reused jokes and your girlfriend have in common?

You hear them coming a mile away.

A joke my dad told me. With my twist.

A Jewish circumcision doctor once had a jar full of the skin he had circumcised over the last few hours. He went to a new leatherworker he had heard about that could use the leftover skin. So the Jewish doctor thought he would try and reuse, reduce, and recycle.

The doctor met with the leathe...

I tried to change the colour of my monk's costume so I could reuse it

but I guess old habits dye hard.

Rick Astley’s guide to password management

* Never going to give you out
* Never going to write you down
* Never going to run around and reuse you

I’m pleased to announce reddit has achieved its goal in becoming one of the top 10 green companies in the world.

The front page is now made up of over 90% recycled content.

Bonus: Redditors' motto-
REDUCE
REUSE
REPOST

When being a good redditor, always remember your 3 r's

Reduce, reuse, r/jokes

I was visiting a Buddhist temple last week

Just for a tour, when I got there, there was a temple and a small market outside.

The place was amazing, so I decided to go and have a look at the small market outside it. When I got there, I noticed a small piece of paper on the floor, and it had a barcode on it and it read "One free blessin...

What's the greenest place on the internet?

R/jokes, where everything is reused and recycled.

I’ve been issued Community Service..

I was assigned the “Recycling Program”. I figured I’d start here since there’s a lot of reused content which would reduce my searching.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

How is /r/jokes like the green movement?

Reuse and Recycle

Why is the background of r/jokes a brick wall and neon sign?

Because everything's old and reused, just like the background.

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