My neighbour holds the Guinness world record for most concussions.

He lives very close, just a stone's throw away

My neighbor has had a record of 57 concussions.

He lives really close to me ... stone throws away, in fact.

A Sports Medicine Physician went to Wrestlemania one year to study the rate of concussions among the performers.

While backstage, he bumped into John Cena, and asked him if any of the matches qualified for Continuing Medical Education credit.

The Doctor of Thuganomics looked the physiatrist dead in the eyes; paused, then slowly replied: "No. You can't CME."

If concussions can cause short-term memory loss...

what can concussions cause?

Concussions aren't real

It's all in your head

The only people who get more concussions than NFL players..

are their wives

People keep telling me that concussions are really bad for my health.

I can safely say that after three years of playing high school football, my Brian is working just fine!

World record neighbour

My neighbour has proudly informed me that he has made the world record books.. for having the most concussions ever recorded... 147.

I was happy for him, after all he is a close neighbour, only living a stones throw away...

Two men walk into a bar, what do they get?

Concussions

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