My neighbour is in the the GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS.
He's had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. A stone's throw away, in fact.
Concussions aren't real
It's all in your head
My neighbor has had a record of 57 concussions.
He lives really close to me ... stone throws away, in fact.
If concussions can cause short-term memory loss...
what can concussions cause?
We discussed concussions in Sports Medicine today
Talk about a headache
The only people who get more concussions than NFL players..
are their wives
A Sports Medicine Physician went to Wrestlemania one year to study the rate of concussions among the performers.
While backstage, he bumped into John Cena, and asked him if any of the matches qualified for Continuing Medical Education credit.
The Doctor of Thuganomics looked the physiatrist dead in the eyes; paused, then slowly replied: "No. You can't CME."
People keep telling me that concussions are really bad for my health.
I can safely say that after three years of playing high school football, my Brian is working just fine!
A hockey player was asked, 'How many accidents have you had in your career?'
The player responded, 'None for sure. I've had two concussions, lost all my front teeth, have had my nose broken four times, but they weren't accidents. The opponents did it on purpose'.
Two men walk into a bar, what do they get?
Concussions
World record neighbour
My neighbour has proudly informed me that he has made the world record books.. for having the most concussions ever recorded... 147.
I was happy for him, after all he is a close neighbour, only living a stones throw away...
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