4 guys meet in hell. A Bodybuilder, a Muslim, a Buddhist monk, and an American.
Satan comes over, whip in hand, and says:
-Those who endure 10 whiplashes can go to Heaven, the rest will stay here in Hell!
The American glances at the bodybuilder and is about to argue when Satan interrupts him,
-Everyone can choose 1 thing to place at your back a...
A cowboy's horse died on his way to town...
As he was walking down the dusty trail, he happened across a ranch. With a renewed sense of hope, he asked the stable keeper if he had any horses for sale.
"Sorry, I've fallen on hard times myself. I had to sell all of my horses!"
The cowboy noticed a rather strange-looking steed stand...
My wife said she wanted to do something kinky
So I gave her whiplash
Brian Blessed was flying his bi-plane over the Sahara desert when out of nowhere the engine spluttered and stop and he found himself hurtling toward the ground.
As he crawled out of the wreckage, Brian couldn't believe he had survived the crash. He checked himself for injuries, a few scratches but nothing major; no broken bones, no concussion, not even whiplash from the plane's impact with the ground. For a second he considered himself lucky. Until he looke...