Every year, I’m amazed that advent calendars continue to sell out.
I thought their days were numbered.
How can people sell out for money?
No,really, I’m looking for advice.
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta
All because of a fusilli people
A farmer is trying to grow hydroponic potatoes, but he starts them in test tubes. This results in the potatoes being long with a round bulge at the top, so they look like male genitals.
The farmer tries to sell them to anyone and eventually even posts them online, where he surprisingly starts getting more orders than he can fill; and all from Russia. He’s surprised but grows another batch and they sell out again. He starts worrying there might be something illegal going on so he go...
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Here's a joke I wrote... maybe it's dumb, but really fun to tell.
So, I went to the Home Depot today and stumbled upon this new device used in the emergency room to re-attach a man's private parts after an accident. And guess what? It's nothing but a staple gun! But, sometimes, they mess up and attach it to the wrong person, and I heard they had to invent ANOTHER ...
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