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Colorblind Jokes

I wonder if colorblind people

Read colorado as just "ado"

Colorblind uncle

My colorblind uncle was feeling down so I gave him encouragement by saying “don’t worry the grass is always grayer on the other side”

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How does a colorblind person see the LGBTQ flag?

They see it in gayscale.

What does a colorblind person call Reddit?

dit

Yesterday was my first day on the job defusing bombs, and I had to cut some wires

Turns out, I’m colorblind

This morning, the doctor told me I was colorblind.

It came completely out of the orange.

I just found out I'm colorblind

The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

A girl I dated made fun of me for being colorblind

That's a huge grey flag for me!

A couple is arguing and breaking up

And he says:
- You don't love me because I'm colorblind, right Violet?
- You stupid! I told you my name is Amber!!

The colorblind test results came in,

turns out I'm indeed color blind, that totally came out of the purple.

Why do people who are colorblind hate the movie Shawshank Redemption?

Because they can't see Red.

I found out I was colorblind by watching Star Wars

I couldn't see the green screen

I just got diagnosed as colorblind.

I know, it certainly has come out of the purple.

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

My Colorblind friend just moved to Denver.

He says it’s the capital of Ado.

When Louis Armstrong was a child, he was colorblind, a doctor asked him if he wanted to do this experimental surgery to allow him to see colors. After the procedure, they ask him what does he see, he tells them...

I see trees of green, and red roses too.

Are you colorblind?

Because you might've lost your sense of huemor.

My mom told me that “the world isn’t just black and white”

She still hasn’t coped with me being colorblind.

What do Autism Speaks and colorblind people have in common?

They both badly portray a spectrum.

Did you hear about the new rating scale for how colorblind someone is?

Its called the greyscale

I don't get why people say rubik's cubes are so hard. There's literally only one combination

Yes, I'm colorblind. Why are y'all asking?

Series of Cheesy Jungle Jokes

I always like to tell these in a series. I also like to milk jokes (drag them out a little longer than you would expect) so prepare for the cheese. There's a little flexibility in how you tell these jokes, and if you have any other jokes about jungle animals you can mix them in, but some of the orde...

I was just diagnosed as colorblind

It seemed obvious to everyone else but I guess I never connect the dots.

I'm colorblind when it comes to race

I guess you could say I don't know White from Wong

Wine joke

At the restaurant, “Sir, would you prefer a red or a white wine?”

The customer shrugs, “I don’t really care. I’m colorblind.”

What kind of person can't stop watching 'Fifty Shades of Grey'?

A colorblind synaesthesiac listening to the radio

I heard that some colorblind people see red as yellow..

God only knows why all of these people bought BMWs.

Two Photons enter a bar.

Two Photons Finish their shift at their job, hop a cab and head to a bar.
They enter the bar and the bartender asks "Are you coming or leaving?" One of the photons replies "Isn't it obvious?"
The bartender replies "No, I'm colorblind.

Stupid people need a CPU upgrade,

colorblind people need a GPU upgrade.

Just thought of this a few minutes ago, thought you guys might like it.

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