Today my doctor told me I was colorblind..

The results were completely out of the purple...

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How does a colorblind person see the LGBTQ flag?

They see it in gayscale.

Colorblind uncle

My colorblind uncle was feeling down so I gave him encouragement by saying “don’t worry the grass is always grayer on the other side”

Roses are brown, violets are grey

I just found out I'm colorblind today.

>!It's becoming a real problem at the traffic lights I'm afraid to say!<

I just found out I'm colorblind.

The news came out of the purple

Why do people who are colorblind hate the movie Shawshank Redemption?

Because they can't see Red.

When Louis Armstrong was a child, he was colorblind, a doctor asked him if he wanted to do this experimental surgery to allow him to see colors. After the procedure, they ask him what does he see, he tells them...

I see trees of green, and red roses too.

What do Autism Speaks and colorblind people have in common?

They both badly portray a spectrum.

r/AskReddit: Colorblind people of reddit. Do you see a man/woman sleeping with lots of people as a red flag?

Or is it just gray for you?

I was just diagnosed as colorblind

It seemed obvious to everyone else but I guess I never connect the dots.

Did you hear the one about the colorblind electrician?

Maybe I shouldn't tell this joke, it was shocking

Yesterday was my first day on the job defusing bombs, and I had to cut some wires

Turns out, I’m colorblind

A couple is arguing and breaking up

And he says:
- You don't love me because I'm colorblind, right Violet?
- You stupid! I told you my name is Amber!!

I just got diagnosed as colorblind.

I know, it certainly has come out of the purple.

Are you colorblind?

Because you might've lost your sense of huemor.

I had one colorblind friend who just couldn't read Colorado

It was ado for him always.

Wine joke

At the restaurant, “Sir, would you prefer a red or a white wine?”

The customer shrugs, “I don’t really care. I’m colorblind.”

Roses are brown, violets are grey

I just found out I'm colorblind today.

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

I found out I was colorblind by watching Star Wars

I couldn't see the green screen

Did you hear about the new rating scale for how colorblind someone is?

Its called the greyscale

I don't get why people say rubik's cubes are so hard. There's literally only one combination

Yes, I'm colorblind. Why are y'all asking?

My Colorblind friend just moved to Denver.

He says it’s the capital of Ado.

What kind of person can't stop watching 'Fifty Shades of Grey'?

A colorblind synaesthesiac listening to the radio

Series of Cheesy Jungle Jokes

I always like to tell these in a series. I also like to milk jokes (drag them out a little longer than you would expect) so prepare for the cheese. There's a little flexibility in how you tell these jokes, and if you have any other jokes about jungle animals you can mix them in, but some of the orde...

I'm colorblind.

The only colors I can see are red, blue, and green.

I heard that some colorblind people see red as yellow..

God only knows why all of these people bought BMWs.

I'm colorblind when it comes to race

I guess you could say I don't know White from Wong

Two Photons enter a bar.

Two Photons Finish their shift at their job, hop a cab and head to a bar.
They enter the bar and the bartender asks "Are you coming or leaving?" One of the photons replies "Isn't it obvious?"
The bartender replies "No, I'm colorblind.

Stupid people need a CPU upgrade,

colorblind people need a GPU upgrade.

Just thought of this a few minutes ago, thought you guys might like it.

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