I know I shouldnt joke about obese people they've got enough on their plate.
Goth people wear black to reflect the color of their souls...
Except ginger goths. They go naked.
I used to wonder why my history teachers loved to teach about the Roman Empire so much. I think I get it now.
They both hated vandals and goths.
Police baffed by grave robber
Local police were having a hard time catching a grave robber. He figured he would minimize his time in the graveyard by taking the whole corpse so he could take fillings out at his leisure. To hide the evidence he was adopting out the skeletons to worthy goths on Craig's List.
Turns out that ...