The Boy was due to meet his friends down the third alley from the green sign. The bar at the end of that alley, they had said, was a place where spirits and souls mixed together with the languid flow of warm summer air.
But The Boy had started drinking when the sun was still ascending, and n...
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I told this joke a bunch in elementary and it made me seem way funnier than I was, it's so good
Heaven was getting all cluttered so God put a new rule in place. On top of being a good person, you have to have a better death story than the last guy who got through to heaven.
First guy comes in, and the angel bouncer guy asks him about the events leading up to his death.
The guy s...
[Request] Drinking or medieval jokes. Super bonus if both. They can certainly be offensive. I'll start.
Going on a medieval pub crawl and offensive and/or drinking jokes get you to the head of the line at each bar. I'm hoping you can keep me in the front and my fellow crawlers entertained.
But this is r/jokes, so here's ~~one~~ two to get us started:
A king was preparing to ride off on ...