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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken

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What’s the difference between OJ Simpson and Christopher Reeve?

OJ got to walk, Christopher got the chair

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Christopher Reeves went to the cobbler to pick up a pair of boots he was having custom made...

...he asked the cobbler if the pair he was working on was his to which the cobbler replied, "No, wrong Christopher. These boots were made for Walken."

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In honor of his birthday

What's got four legs and is stronger than a Superman?



Christopher Reeve's horse



And what's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?



Christopher Walken

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Hold a dollar bill between your chin and your chest. Ask someone if they know who you are.

When they ask who, answer "Christopher Reeve at a titty bar!"

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Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Christopher Reeves in a house fire.

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