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Why do Yugo's have heated rear windows?

To keep the owner's hands warm when they are pushing it!

Why do French tanks have rear windows?

So they can see the battlefield!

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Husband goes to a police station, says ‘My wife is missing!’

Husband goes to a police station...
“My wife is missing! She went out yesterday and has not come home...”

Sergeant at Police Station:
“What is her height?”

Husband:
“Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall

Sergeant:
“Weight?”

Husband:
“Don't know. N...

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What's the hardest part of being an anti-vax parent?

Scraping those stick family decals off your rear window.

First day as SOLDIER!

A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear.
>**"No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield"**

A big army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?"

The chauffeur says, "General...

Unexpected car wash...

So a guy in a pick up truck goes to a car wash, after a few minutes he gets waved in and starts to drive away. He looks back and sees a Spanish guy drying his rear window in the bed of his truck. He freaks out, swerves and a cop who sees all of this pulls him over. While the cop is walking up to the...

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