Rear Window Jokes

To keep your hands warm when pushing them.

So they can see the battlefield!

I had to stop off at the grocery store with my banjo in the back. I went in and got some groceries. I came back and found that my rear window had been smashed in. Horrified, I looked inside and saw \*two\* banjos in the back.

So a guy in a pick up truck goes to a car wash, after a few minutes he gets waved in and starts to drive away. He looks back and sees a Spanish guy drying his rear window in the bed of his truck. He freaks out, swerves and a cop who sees all of this pulls him over. While the cop is walking up to the... read more

A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear.
>**"No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield"**

A big army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?"

The chauffeur says, "General... read more

had just bought a brand new sportscar. He was sitting at a red light when an 80 year old wearing a half helmet and goggles pulled up alongside him on a beat up, old moped. As they sat there the old guy began to gawk at his car.

“My goodness, sonny” the old man wheezed. “That's a lotta car ya... read more

A miracle.

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A man drives his Lada to a mechanic and asks, "Can I have a spare hubcap for my Lada?" The mechanic says, "Sounds like a fair trade."

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A Russian man enters a car raffle. Dropping the tic... read more