Clark Kent Jokes - 16 Hilarious Clark Kent Jokes

Clark Kent was lying in his death bed with his wife Lois Lane beside him.

After some time, Lois said “Darling, I have to confess something. Years ago, I had an affair with Superman. It was only one night, but I’ve regretted it ever since. I hope you can forgive me.”

“You don’t need to worry about that because,” Clark said as he took off his glasses, “I am Superman!...

I'm the reverse Clark Kent

I don't recognize anyone without my eyeglasses.

Clark Kent looked ill when I invited him to our Bitcoin trading party after work.

I wonder if he has an aversion to Crypto Night.

"Mr. Clark Kent your son was hit by a car."

"That's terrible, is the driver alright?"

What do you call Clark Kent when he's dizzy?

Stuporman.

Why did Clark Kent never have a babysitter?

Because he had super vision.

Times were tough at the Daily Planet and Perry White was forced to fire a star reporter. Either Lois Lane or Clark Kent.

He struggled making a decision for days until he went to the grocery store and saw a sign. The next day he called both of them into his office where fired Lois Lane. After she left, Clark Kent asked him, "Perry, how did you decide which of us to fire?" He replied, "I couldn't make a decision until I...

I hear Clark Kent is quite the overprotective father.

His children are under constant supervision.

How does Clark Kent’s mom stop him from fighting crime all night?

She makes him sleep in his crib-tonight.

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My wife and I stopped by the optician's to pick up my new glasses.

Once the optician finished he minor adjustments, my wife looked up at me and said, "Wow, you look amazing! Like Clark Kent!" It made me smile...

We had other errands to run, and the compliments just kept coming; "You look like a movie star! So sexy!" Man, I felt great. In fact this kept up f...

Super table

Clark Kent: *puts glasses on table*

Lois Lane: Is that our table? I don't recognize it.

The last time I went through a TSA checkpoint at an airport I was wearing my contact lenses.

The TSA guy looked at my driver's license, looked at me, and looked at his my driver's license again. He started to turn to get his supervisor. I said "if you want, I'll put my glasses on, I have them with me." He looked bewildered, but he cleared me through all by himself.

Now I understa...

SuperClark.

Clark kent: i'm looking for a classical game for my Nintendo Switch

Gamestop employee: You can't go wrong with Super Mario.

Clark Kent: [looking around] Haha, don't you have a regular mario?

Gamestop employee: wha-

Clark Kent: [loudly] because i'm just a regular man.

New glasses

"New glasses? They look super, man!"
Clark Kent begins to sweat.

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

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A woman takes an elevator...

up to a bar.
At the bar she sees a man drinking a beer alone.
The woman walks over to the man and asks him what he’s drinking,
And he responds saying I’m drinking a magic beer.
The woman, a little confused thinks the man is crazy and walks away to talk to other patrons.
After a whil...

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