What do you call a guy with lots of street smarts?

A road scholar.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Street smart kid. (NSFW)

So a kid is playing outside in the yard when a car pulls up. The guy in the car says to the kid "hey kid, get in my car and i'll give you a piece of candy"

Kid says " Give me the whole bag and i'll let you cum on my face"

When I say I’m street smart...

... I mean Sesame Street.

Rhodes Scholars are book smart...

but road scholars are street smart.

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