Street Smart Jokes - 5 Hilarious Street Smart Jokes

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Street smart kid. (NSFW)

So a kid is playing outside in the yard when a car pulls up. The guy in the car says to the kid "hey kid, get in my car and i'll give you a piece of candy"

Kid says " Give me the whole bag and i'll let you cum on my face"

What do you call a person who has outstanding street smarts?

A roads scholar

When I say I’m street smart...

... I mean Sesame Street.

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Just seen a lad who I used to go to school with years ago

and we ended up having a bit of a catch up and he revealed he's getting wed soon and it's an arranged marriage that his parents have sorted out for him.

So I was asking about the ins and outs of what goes on and what the bride is like etc.. and he basically tells me that him and his parents h...

Rhodes Scholars are book smart...

but road scholars are street smart.

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