Chinese Noodles Jokes - 5 Hilarious Chinese Noodles Jokes

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How much does 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh?

Won Ton

Why are Chinese noodles so easy to love?

Because they are 'Lo Mein-tenance'!

I always recommend that couples rent their Chinese noodles.

People like you more when you're lo-mein tenants.

What do German poodles and Chinese noodles haves in common?

They have oodles in common!

What psychosis do you have, if all you can think about is Chinese noodles?

Mega-Lo-Mein-ia

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