r/conservative is furious that their voices are being censored and that people are picking and choosing who can be heard

"This thread is for conservatives only"

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(Censored version so it doesn’t get taken down again) Three men climb to the top of a tall mountain

Suddenly, it begins raining, therefore the three men won’t be able to get back down safely until the rain stops. Suddenly, a genie appears and informs the men that if they name an object, they will be able to jump off the mountain and land on that object. “Pillows,” says the first man. The man then ...

For centuries the catholic church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings.

You know what I call that?

Chancel culture!

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Japanese porn is the best, they censor the genitals so it is appropriate to watch with your family!

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TIL that for release in Finland, the original Mortal Kombat had to be censored in an unusual way. Censors were fine with the gore, but insisted the music be replaced with traditional Christian songs.

FINNISH HYMN!!!

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TIL if you type your password for all to see it gets censored. Look: 1337Penis

Edit: GOD DANG IT

I bought 2 Chainz' latest album, but it was the censored edition.

It's easily one of the best instrumental CDs I've heard in a long time.

What did the priest say after the incense burner fell on him?

“I fear I have been censored”

Invented by: Me.

Did you hear the one about the whistle-blower for the Church of Scientology?

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Nobody did. He was swiftly killed and any evidence surrounding his existence was erased from history and censored from the internet.

Why did Tencent invest $150 million in Reddit?

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Do you want to hear a joke about China?

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I'm going to sing in Chinese.

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I was gonna make a China joke…

[THIS CONTENT, FOR YOUR SAFETY, HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF CHINA.]

Why did Winnie the Pooh cross the road?

Becaus- Censored in China

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What does the Chineese Govt and a pair of used anal beads have in common?

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What did the /r/news mod say to the other /r/news mod?

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Who is this?

An old Russian Jew, left behind decades ago when the rest of the family fled to Israel, had finally been granted permission to leave by the Soviet government. But not without a few last indignities. When he arrived at the airport, his luggage was confiscated and thoroughly searched in front of him. ...

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

[THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER].

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