In 2016, celebrities died and their legacies touched people.
In 2017, celebrities touched people and their legacies died.
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Don't you think it's unfair that some people get to be celebrities, but their siblings remain in the background?
I mean, everyone has heard of Hilary Swank, but not her sister, Gloria.
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The other day I decided to buy a Ouija board, so I could get in touch with deceased celebrities that havent crossed over yet,
The only celebrity I could get in touch with was Stephen Hawking.
I asked him a few questions including why he was a ghost and not gone to the after life yet.
Turns out Led Zeppelin was right all along,
there is a stairway to heaven.
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Where do you put toxic celebrities that just can't cut it anymore?
Haz-bins.
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How do celebrities stay cool?
They have fans
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I don't know any celebrities who will wash and dry your clothes..
...but I do know Jeremy Irons and Ben Folds.
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What do you call a woman who takes pictures of celebrities?
A mamarazzi.
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What’s one question that’s only asked of high-fashion celebrities and serial killers?
“Who are you wearing?”
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I feel like some celebrities are missing out on easy opportunities.
I mean, why has Elon Musk not come out with a fragrance?
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In Hollywood they have a museum full celebrities made from wax. In China they have something similar but the celebrities are made out of silk
They are all complete fabric Asians.
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Do you think celebrities get special places in hell?
Or are we just going to be burning there then I'm like,"damn is that you Chris Brown? I'm your biggest fan ,I used to beat my girl too "
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A friend told me that there is a place the celebrities go after they fake their deaths. Michael Jackson is there. Elvis. Tupac.
I thanked him for telling me about this
He replied "No Biggie."
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It’s nice to see that celebrities have taken up book writing during the pandemic
One Direction by Kanye West
Guitars by Mel Gibson
Mining by Brad Pitt
Pear Cider by Katy Perry
Ship Building by Tom Cruise
How to Move Things by Jim Carrey
Escape from Prison by Morgan Freeman
American Motors by Harrison Ford
Wild Animals by Wi...
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Celebrities who release perfumes...
Have they no scents of shame?
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What's the difference between a skillet and a person who asks celebrities invasive questions?
One's a frying pan, the other is a prying fan
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I hate when celebrities don’t interact with their fans
Like the other I day I was waving at Stevie Wonder and he just kept walking
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Why are all celebrities with skin head so successful?
Because fortune favors the bald
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Celebrities keep dying over minor causes.
Petty deaths.
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What celebrities in both China and USA have one thing in common
Afraid of criticizing Chinese government and like to criticize US government.
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What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
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I went to see a stage performer that does live sacrifices of celebrities during his act
I gave him 5 stars.
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