I feel like some celebrities are missing out on easy opportunities.
I mean, why has Elon Musk not come out with a fragrance?
Rick Astley and James Blunt are in a bar having a pint
And they are talking about all the celebrities they knew :-
Rick Astley said "I met Yoko Ono in Soho once" but James had never met her before
James mentioned he was good friends with Carrie Fisher, unfortunately Rick had never met her
Rick Mentioned once going to dinner with ...
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The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday...
It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy is ...
I just thought of a new show to get rid of annoying celebrities.
Whose Lion is it anyway?
It’s nice to see that celebrities have taken up book writing during the pandemic
One Direction by Kanye West
Guitars by Mel Gibson
Mining by Brad Pitt
Pear Cider by Katy Perry
Ship Building by Tom Cruise
How to Move Things by Jim Carrey
Escape from Prison by Morgan Freeman
American Motors by Harrison Ford
Wild Animals by Wi...
What's the difference between a skillet and a person who asks celebrities invasive questions?
One's a frying pan, the other is a prying fan
How many celebrities does it take to change a lightbulb?
They hold the lightbulb & wait for the world to spin around them.
In 2016, celebrities died and their legacies touched people.
In 2017, celebrities touched people and their legacies died.
No matter what you think of the celebrities commenting on how we handle the current crisis, you should ALWAYS listen to music producers.
They give sound advice.
In Hollywood they have a museum full celebrities made from wax. In China they have something similar but the celebrities are made out of silk
They are all complete fabric Asians.
Do you think celebrities get special places in hell?
Or are we just going to be burning there then I'm like,"damn is that you Chris Brown? I'm your biggest fan ,I used to beat my girl too "
The other day I decided to buy a Ouija board, so I could get in touch with deceased celebrities that havent crossed over yet,
The only celebrity I could get in touch with was Stephen Hawking.
I asked him a few questions including why he was a ghost and not gone to the after life yet.
Turns out Led Zeppelin was right all along,
there is a stairway to heaven.
An Arab guy walks into a bra store
owned by a Jewish guy on a Sunday afternoon. The Arab guy finds a bra he likes and asks for the price. The Jewish guy being the business man that he is says "This is a great bra, it's really starting to get popular. I can sell you each for 50 bucks." The Arab guy nods and says "Sure I'll buy 100." T...