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Bicentennial Jokes

Robin Williams joke from Bicentennial Man

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."

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The joke scene from The Bicentennial Man (1999) with Robin Williams

**Andrew Martin:** May one, sir? Is now a good time?


**'Ma'am' Martin:** What? A good time for what?


**Andrew Martin:** Last night, Sir taught...


**Sir:** No, no, no, don't blame me Andrew. Just... go ahead.


**Andrew Martin:** Thank you sir


**An...

What do you call an old bison with 2 antennas?

Bicentennial

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A woman goes to a plastic surgeon,

A woman goes to the plastic surgeon and she's very nervous. The surgeon says "Would you mind if I numb your breasts?" The woman meekly replies that that would be favourable.

Surgeon says "Numnumnumnum!"


- credit goes to Robin Williams in *Bicentennial Man*

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