UPJOKE

Apparently there is a flesh eating STD just discovered in the UK; however, it already exist in Russia, itโ€™s called

Rotchakokof

Yo mama's so fat...

when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 80 years to live.

You've had a bad day but...

The parachute company says you'll get a full refund.


The flesh eating virus barely touched your other arm.


Imagine what would have happened if your ex-wife had a *good* lawyer.


The fertility drugs worked 4 times better than expected.


The insurance company ...

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