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Cardiac Surgery Jokes

I had cardiac surgery in Cuba but the doctors weren’t that great.

Half of my heart is in Havana

It’s never a good idea to attempt any type of cardiac surgery before going to medical school.

That would be putting the heart before the course.

"The way to a woman's heart is through her stomach"

... is apparently not true when you're performing cardiac surgery.

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