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Cardiac Surgeon Jokes

Why do cardiac surgeons make the best public speakers?

Nobody else can touch as many hearts as them.

A cardiac surgeon is picking up his Bentley from an engine repair.

As the owner's mechanic fetches the car, the owner gets to talking with the doctor and says, "You know, engine repair is a lot like open-heart surgery."

"How so?"

"Well, it's the 'heart' of the machine. It's got fuel injectors like veins, an oil pump like an aorta, and pistons that pum...

What did the cardiac surgeon say to his nervous patient?

“Don’t worry, you’ll have a change of heart.”

Never open up your heart to a cardiac surgeon...

Let them do it for you. It's their job.

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