This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man who has an interest in painters and their works has a child.

A man who has an interest in painters and their works has a child. A boy, who grows to have his father's passion for art. One day when the boy is coming of age they have a big argument and the young man leaves his father's house to go out on his own. He is gone for many years.

During tha...

They say you can’t get away with murder..

Well I know two people who McCann

What’s pink and fluffy and hasn’t moved in years?

Madeleine McCann’s slippers

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What do you call nuts on a wall?

What do you call nuts on your wall?
Walnuts.

What do you call nuts on your chest?
Chestnuts.

What do you call nuts on your chin?
A dick in your mouth.

Beans!

A group of beans were traveling around France...

They ended up in Cannes.

A man in the south of France today was surprised when he opened a tin of locally sourced duck when it started dancing

His canned Cannes canard can can-can!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Topical Jokes (5/19)

Good evening, folks! It is once again time to relay the jokes.

First up, if you're not following this story, you're missing out. The IRS scandal continues to get stickier. According to a White House insider, President Obama learned about the IRS scandal by watching TV news. As shocking as tha...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Dirty Billy

So it's Dirty Billy's first day of kindergarten. Dirty Billy is known around town for having the mouth of a sailor, so the teacher is on her guard as soon as she's introduced.

Everyone's having a grand ole time, getting to know each other on their first day of kindergarten, playing with bloc...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.