So they made a documentary on Netflix about Madeline McCann....
8 episodes, roughly 8 hours, and if you watched it you watched her more than her parents did.
I don't like Madeline McCann jokes...
There's always something missing from them.
What do Gerry McCann and Thomas Cook have in common?
Both will take you on holiday, but they won't bring you home
That new Madeleine McCann documentary on Netflix was great and all...
It just felt like there was something still missing...
I was going to post my best Madeline McCann joke
but my parents would kill me
What do you call an Irish petrol pump attendant?
Phil Mc Cann
I saw the new Madeline McCann documentary last night, don’t want to spoil the ending but...
They got away with it.
They say you can’t get away with murder..
Well I know two people who McCann
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Madeleine McCann
Beans!
A group of beans were traveling around France...
They ended up in Cannes.
A man in the south of France today was surprised when he opened a tin of locally sourced duck when it started dancing
His canned Cannes canard can can-can!
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