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Donner with my boss

I had dinner last week at my boss house, his wife offered me roasted potatoes she said " how many potatoes do you want?

" i said "one please"

she said "you don't have to be polite",

"one, you fat bitch" wasn't the proper answer

“Donner party of 4? Hello? Donner party of 4?”

[indistinct]

“Okay, Donner party of 3, right this way.”

Donner Party.

Here's a rare treat....an original joke

At work I was talking with a client who brought up the Donner Party and asked if i knew who the were. I replied that yes, I did. They were the group snowbound in the mountains in the 1800s and turned to cannabalism.
I added that they were supposedly...

Donner: “Dasher, what’s wrong with Comet?”

Dasher: “He just learned his wife ran off to Vegas and blew 50 bucks.”

I don't know why they called it the Donner party...

it doesn't seem like it was much fun.

I wonder what was the last thing to go through the Donner Party’s minds

I guess a fork

Donner party of 5, your table is ready

Or rather, party of 3 now. Would you like to see a dessert menu?

What do you call a party where everyone brings food?

A Donner Party.

"Donner, party of 3!" yelled the waitress.

"Wow took you long enough! We're down to 2 now!"

Santas reindeer get lost on a flight one night and don't return to the pole. After being missing for weeks, they are found, the only survivor being Donner. When asked how he survived, he replied:

"They don't call me Donner for nothin'"

Waiter steps up, "Donner, Party of two."

"Uh, yeah it's just one now...and uh, I'm not hungry anymore."

The difference between 'Dinner Party' and 'Donner Party?

The meaning of 'Who is being served now?'

The Donner Party Diet

Breakfast: Jacks

Lunch: Franks

Dinner: Patties

Where does Kylie Minogue get her Kebabs from?

Jason's Donner van

Who is the loneliness Reindeer on their birthday?

I know you're thinking it's probably Rudolph, but, let's just say no one wants to go to Donner party.

Santa’s Reindeer’s competition

In the days leading up until Christmas, all of Santa’s reindeer throw a party, with each reindeer throwing their own party on a different day. During the day before Christmas Eve, the elves, reindeer, and Claus’ would decide who threw the best party that year and there would be a prize.

The d...

No Nativity this year

No Nativity this year because the 3 Wise Men face a travel ban.
The shepherds have been furloughed.
The Inn keeper has shut under tier 3 regulations and had a slump in bookings.
Santa won't be working as he would break the rule of 6 with Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Donner and Blitzen....

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You've never heard of the 10th Reindeer?

The first eight are Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen.

The 9th is Rudolth the red nosed reindeer, and the 10th is the jerk called Olive.

Why do i call him a jerk? You know... Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names.

How many reindeer were left after Santa got stranded in the mountains?

Only one. Donner ate the rest.

I made up a Christmas joke today!

Santa and his reindeer crash and land in the mountains, they are starting to starve and decide they have to resort to cannibalism. Who do they eat first?

Answer: Donner!

So this British couple adopt a German baby...

... and as it grows from a babe-in-arms, to a toddler, it never makes a sound.

As the child grows into a young boy, he stays silent and it gets to the point where his adopted parents are really worried.

As the boy gets older, he still never says a word.

Then one day, the family ...

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