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Donner Jokes

"Donner? Party of 5? Your table is ready."

"Thanks! Finally! It is actually 4 now, we have been waiting for what seems like MONTHS!"

Donner: “Dasher, what’s wrong with Comet?”

Dasher: “He just learned his wife ran off to Vegas and blew 50 bucks.”

How old were them kids in the Donner party?

They were all 8 n up

The difference between 'Dinner Party' and 'Donner Party?

The meaning of 'Who is being served now?'

The Donner Party Diet

Breakfast: Jacks

Lunch: Franks

Dinner: Patties

"Donner, party of 3!" yelled the waitress.

"Wow took you long enough! We're down to 2 now!"

I wonder what was the last thing to go through the Donner Party’s minds

I guess a fork

A child asked Santa Claus

“How did your reindeer get their names?”



Santa replied, “I named them after memories, like pranced frolicking through the snow!”


“What about Donner?” the child asked.


A shadow settled on Santa’s face, and after a moment he began: “The year was 1847, and snowfal...

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Donner with my boss

I had dinner last week at my boss house, his wife offered me roasted potatoes she said " how many potatoes do you want?

" i said "one please"

she said "you don't have to be polite",

"one, you fat bitch" wasn't the proper answer

“Donner party of 4? Hello? Donner party of 4?”

[indistinct]

“Okay, Donner party of 3, right this way.”

Donner Party.

Here's a rare treat....an original joke

At work I was talking with a client who brought up the Donner Party and asked if i knew who the were. I replied that yes, I did. They were the group snowbound in the mountains in the 1800s and turned to cannabalism.
I added that they were supposedly...

The Donner Party had to eat so many people because they didn't have Jesus

If Jesus had been with the Donner Party the first person to die would have filled the entire party with twelve baskets of leftovers!

Waiter steps up, "Donner, Party of two."

"Uh, yeah it's just one now...and uh, I'm not hungry anymore."

Santas reindeer get lost on a flight one night and don't return to the pole. After being missing for weeks, they are found, the only survivor being Donner. When asked how he survived, he replied:

"They don't call me Donner for nothin'"

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We went on a long-overdue family road trip this summer.

Unfortunately, we ran out of gas on Donner Pass. When I called for help they really chewed my ass.

Where does Kylie Minogue get her Kebabs from?

Jason's Donner van

What do you call a party where everyone brings food?

A Donner Party.

Why is it that when I eat people, I get arrested...

But when the Donners eat people, they get a Pass!

One Christmas Eve, many decades ago, Santa Claus announced to his elves, "I'm supposed to begin my annual flight in one hour. But there are still some toys that need to be made and put into my sack. I need all seven of my elite toymakers to finish the toys on time."

"I'm so sorry, Mr. Kringle," said the elf in charge of the workshop. "One of the elite toymakers is on vacation, and two are sick. I'm afraid we only have four elites tonight."

"So be it," said Santa.

It took two hours for the elves to finish making the toys. By the time they were done...

Santa’s reindeer had an issue with their dinner reservation.

The restaurant simply refused to seat the Donner party.

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You've never heard of the 10th Reindeer?

The first eight are Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen.

The 9th is Rudolth the red nosed reindeer, and the 10th is the jerk called Olive.

Why do i call him a jerk? You know... Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names.

Who is the loneliness Reindeer on their birthday?

I know you're thinking it's probably Rudolph, but, let's just say no one wants to go to Donner party.

I made up a Christmas joke today!

Santa and his reindeer crash and land in the mountains, they are starting to starve and decide they have to resort to cannibalism. Who do they eat first?

Answer: Donner!

So this British couple adopt a German baby...

... and as it grows from a babe-in-arms, to a toddler, it never makes a sound.

As the child grows into a young boy, he stays silent and it gets to the point where his adopted parents are really worried.

As the boy gets older, he still never says a word.

Then one day, the family ...

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