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Calculators Jokes

Calculators May Be Ugly On The Outside

But Its What's On The Inside That Counts.

Why are Tesla factories littered with calculators?

Because bots don't count.

Graphing calculators cannot be trusted.

Theyre plotting something, I can feel it.

When are protractors the same as calculators?

When they start counting but no matter the angle, protractors don't measure up.

Calculators are useless

What I need is a calcunow

In the days before calculators, accountants were frequently unable to get their debits to balance with their credits.

So, in order to overcome the discrepancy, they often created a bogus account titled "Taste" to store the unbalanced amount and allow the books to balance.

Unfortunately, the government soon heard of this practice and declared a new law... there would, from this point on, be no accounting for ...

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