Graphing calculators cannot be trusted.

Theyre plotting something, I can feel it.

Our distributor shipped us a box of broken calculators.

Seriously, we can't count on them at all anymore.

When are protractors the same as calculators?

When they start counting but no matter the angle, protractors don't measure up.

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So this supermodel is teaching math class

All the boys would be entranced by her amazing figure, and they have a hard time paying attention. Meanwhile all the girls are jealous because she’s stealing all of their men.

One day, she was giving a lecture on graphing, so she told everyone to pull out their calculators. One boy’s calcula...

In the days before calculators, accountants were frequently unable to get their debits to balance with their credits.

So, in order to overcome the discrepancy, they often created a bogus account titled "Taste" to store the unbalanced amount and allow the books to balance.

Unfortunately, the government soon heard of this practice and declared a new law... there would, from this point on, be no accounting for ...

What do calculators and country music have in common?

Both are produced by Texas instruments.

Calculators May Be Ugly On The Outside

But Its What's On The Inside That Counts.

I found a box of discarded calculators and I just had to rescue them

every calculator counts...

Calculators are reliable.

You can always count on them.

Calculators are useless

What I need is a calcunow

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