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Brussels Sprouts Jokes

What is the difference between boogers and Brussels sprouts?

Little kids will eat boogers.

Jean-Claude Van Damme is "the muscles from Brussels." Who are his kids?

Brussels sprouts.

Two long time friends, Ollie and Brock, woke up early for work as they always do.

They each got into their trucks and headed to the local Ag plant where they work as produce haulers.

"What do you have for us today Flower?" asked Brock as they walk in. Their secretary’s real name is Ava but they always jokingly call her Flower.

"Well we've got three shipments that a...

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