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Enlargement Jokes

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Elon Musk and Bill Gates combined their enormous wealth and power to develop the most effective enlargement pill ever created.

They're calling it Elongates.

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I took enlargement pills, but still my wife left me.



She just couldn't take it any longer.

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I've been working in the industry, so I got enlargement surgery

It should help me make it big

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I went to the doctor to see about enlargement.

He turned out to be a shrink.

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I blended a little and some enlargement medication into my eyedrops.

It made me take a long, hard look at myself.

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I keep getting emails about enlargement.

The ones from my wife are starting to get personal, but it's the ones from my mother that really hurt.

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I gave my friend enlargement pills

She didn’t like it very much

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The president took some enlargement pills

He's 6'3 now

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Finally the enlargement kit I ordered arrived

I opened the box all that was inside was a magnifying glass. The directions said, don’t use in direct sunlight.

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i bought a enlargement treatment on Amazon

just haven't figured out how the magnifying glass is supposed to help.

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A man Goes to a Wizard for enlargement.

He crossed many rivers and oceans and finally reached to said location. There he saw a huge mountain he reached the top and saw the Wizard there..

Man : Hey i suppose you are that famous Wizard that can increase my size?

Wizard : Yes, take these medicines and take them regularly....

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enlargement (Long)

Paddy's wife complains to him that his is too small and doesn't satisfy her, so on a visit to the local pub, after a few pints, he seeks advice from Mick, who's a well-known ladies' man.

"Do what I do," says Mick. "As I go upstairs, I slap my pecker off the handrail with every step I ta...

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A man went for a enlargement operation

The next day his friend asked him if it was painful. The man replied, "Nah, I just remember a little ... But now it's much larger!"



Credit to my fiance.

"On this, the 10 anniversary of our time together during breast enlargement surgery, I send this note of remembrance and gratitude to you, my beloved plastic surgeon..."

"Thanks for the ***mammaries*** !"

Ba dum *TSS*!

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What's it called when a man gets enlargement surgery?

An adalittledictamy

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You know why they only sell enlargement pills legally?

Because they don't sell well on the black market.

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I tried a new enlargement method which promised to double the length.

That was quite a stretch.

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Once, a man ordered a enlargement kit through a website

He was furious when he opened the packet which was delivered. All it had was a magnifying glass.

But he started laughing when he saw a note along with it: "Avoid using in direct sunlight."

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I need some money for a enlargement

I'm a little short.

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I over heard my wife on the phone, "my husband got a enlargement during the self quarantine."

Yeah the gained 20 pounds!

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They say that using enlargement pills can affect my IQ and make me easily irritated.

What a load of , and I don’t even have that stupid Apple product.

If i told you a joke about a woman who had wooden breast enlargements..

It would need a good punch line - wooden ?

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On this, the second anniversary of becoming a Redditor, I've decided to repost one of my OWN jokes!

As an experiment, I blended some enlargement medication with some and then added that into my eye drops.

It made me take a long, hard look at myself.

A woman consulted a plastic surgeon...

...and asked for a breast enlargement. After the doctor explained the procedure and the costs she stated that she couldn’t afford that much. The doctor replies that he recently heard of a new method: „Just take some toilet paper and rub it up and down your chest once or twice a day.“ Surprised the w...

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How I tell that the targeted advertising is working

Usually I can tell when they start putting up those enlargement pill adds.

Two guys meet up at a high school reunion

They start talking about people from their past.

"Hey, remember that flat chested girl Sam?"

"Oh yea, how she doing?"

"I just saw her like 15 minutes ago and now she's like this" - He holds his hands in front of his chest, fingers curled in.

"Oh, she got breast enlargemen...

I got my first prostate exam

I got my first prostate exam today and I was pretty scared about the whole ordeal. The doctor took me in the room and explained it's not all that bad and it would be over before I knew it. After a few preliminary checkups I got ready and went ahead and laid over the exam table and tried to prepare m...
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