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Bron Jokes

Why can't you play basketball on LeBrons head?

Beacause the baseline is always changing......

I think I figured out the source of the beef between Kyle Rittenhouse and LeBron James.

Kyle has LeBron sorely outclassed in both shooting and defense.

What did the windmill say to LeBron James?

I’m a big fan.

Why did LeBron James skip college?

He didn't want to show up for finals.

Smartest president

An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.

The 1st passenger said, 'I am LeBron James, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers and my millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to die.' So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.

The 2...

Team LeBron beat team Durant in the NBA All Star game last night.

Immediately after the game Kevin Durant announced he is signing with Team LeBron.

What's LeBron James' wife called?

LaBron James.

Why does LeBron James wear high socks?

His Cavs can't handle the Heat

Why should you never loan LeBron James a dollar?

He will give you back 75 cents and say he wasn't sure about what happened to the fourth quarter.

LeBron James tweets he's had to evacuate due to California wildfires

Hope the Chinese are taking fire evacuees.

James LeBron has done what so few people can: he’s unified the country, left and right.

Also, did you know that the Chinese put their family name *first*, to honor their ancestors?

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Bill Russell tried to sell a championship ring to LeBron James for $1......

...... but LeBron only has 3 quarters.

Read online on a comment. LOL

What is Hello Kitty’s sick cousin’s name?

Bron-Kittys

Why might a French Archeologist be interested in how old an NBA star is?

They might be studying LeBron’s age.

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An elderly couple from Ohio are planning their 40th anniversary...

The couple, who were rabid basketball fans, had used the last 39 years to have an annual foray into their shared passion for the NBA. They went to games when they could, had gone to the Basketball Hall of Fame (four times so far), but usually just celebrated by getting each other neat collector's i...

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