A Jewish and an Italian boy were growing up on the same street in the Bronx and became fast friends. Mainly because they shared the same birthday.
On their 12th birthdays, the Jewish boy receives a Rolex watch. The Italian boy receives a chrome 45 cal pistol.
Comparing what each got for their birthdays, they decide to trade. The Italian boy comes home to show his father what a good trade he's made. The Italian father slaps the boy upsid...
It’s 1975 and a zebra from the Bronx zoo dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter "I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?"
St. Peter said "That's a question only God can answer.”
So the zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra asked "God, please - I must know... am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?"
God simply replied "You are what you are.”
2 Tigers At The Bronx Zoo Are Talking
Fred: Hey did you hear what happened to Bob the Tiger?
Larry: Yea, COVID-19. Unbelievable! How could he get a human illness?
Fred: He had a zookeeper for dinner last week.
Larry: That's terrible.
Fred: It gets worse.
Larry: Bob ate a human who gave him Coronavirus,...
I was walking in the Bronx when a black guy stopped me and said, “Hey man, did the Yankees win?”
I said, “Yes, Of course. The South is still fighting over confederate statues though.”
What type of roller coaster goes through the Bronx?
The type where people scream in the flat parts.
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A young divinity student is sent from Montana to the Bronx.
When he approaches the church where he was assigned, a young lady approaches him and says, "Hey father, want a blow job? Fifty bucks." He doesn't know what the girl means but assumes it isn't appropriate, so he declines.
After being intruduced to the staff at the church, he pulls an older n...
What do you call a terrorist who is good at baseball?
A Bronx Bomber
My grandfather has the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the Bronx Zoo
It hasn't even made it through the senate...
And Bronx-Lebanon Hospital is already rolling out Trumpcare.
The man who stutters tremendously finds a horse...
The man who stutters tremendously finds a horse on the street in Brooklyn. He decides call the police. Man: I've f-f-found a w-w-wandering h-h-horse. Policeman: Okay. We will come. Where are you now? Man: In Br-r ... (stutters tremendously) Policeman: Bronx? Man: Br-r ... Damn (hangs ...
Little Johnny was hyped for the zoo.
His parents had told him they would go to the Bronx zoo this weekend. When the weekend came they told him they'd be going to a different zoo upstate. A petting zoo. Little Johnny saw goats and pigs and ducks. Little Johnny was cross. His parents were upset. They asked the zoo employees If they had a...
At The Zoo
One day, a man from the Czech Republic came to visit his friend in New York.When asked what he wanted to see, the visitor replied, "I would like to see one of the zoos in America."
To his delight, the New Yorker took him to the Bronx Zoo. They were touring the zoo, and standing in front of th...