Piece Of Me Jokes - 11 Hilarious Piece Of Me Jokes

Lately my wife looks at me like I’m just a piece of meat.

And it wouldn’t bother me if she wasn’t a vegan.

I hate how woman always look at me like i'm a piece of meat

and feel the need to roast me.

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[NSFW] Gordon Ramsey: "Fing hell, this tastes like someone shat on a piece of meat and then served it raw. What the f are you thinking asking me to eat this?"

"Gordon, if you don't want to give me oral sex, just say so. Don't make a production out of it." - His wife.

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me?

What did the cake say to the birthday boy?

You want a piece of me?

(Obligatory cake joke for my cake day!)

From my 4 year old: What does a cake say when it gets into a fight?

You wanna piece of me?

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Cakepilation

For my cake day I'm going to repost everything I can think of that fits into the category of cake-related jokes! You've heard them all anyway, who cares?

What did the cake say to the fork? You wanna piece of me?

What do you eat if you 3.142 cakes? You get fat. Pay attention, ...

I met a woman who said she was a huge Monkees fan

She told me she had collected every piece of merchandise ever made for the band. I was skeptical.

Then I saw her place...

Found out I'm a cake today

Now everybody wants a piece of me

Jesus, waving around a baguette at The Last Supper

"You wanna piece of me!?"

A woman living on a shtetl in Poland goes to see her rabbi

"Rabbi!" she says. "My son Avram has a very strange fear - he is afraid of kreplach!"

The rabbi says, "Kreplach? He's afraid of the meat dumplings we make for Rosh Hashanah?"

She nods. "Yes. I've tried to tell him there's nothing to be afraid of, but whenever he sees kreplach he runs o...

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