Whitney Houston Jokes - 25 Hilarious Whitney Houston Jokes

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE

What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination?

HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

It’s my cake day humour me.

What three things did Whitney Houston want to do?

Dance with somebody

Feel the heat with somebody

Cocaine

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

My car can hit 50

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It’s ironic Whitney Houston did all those Pepsi endorsements

Then over dosed on Coke

What's 7 inches long and hasn't been sucked in over 2 years?

Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

Congratulations to Whitney Houston!

As of today she has been drug free for 8 years!

Whitney Houston is 3 Years sober!

Wow! Never thought it would happen

What kind of coordination was Whitney Houston best known for?

Hannnnnnnnnnnnnnd eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye! (Will always love you!)

According to Whitney Houston, what is the most important form of co-ordination?

HAND EYEEE-E-EYE

My girlfriend and I overheard a Whitney Houston song.

She says “Man, Whitney had some pipes on her.”

I say “Pretty sure that’s how she died, right?”

A Valentines Poem

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Whitney Houston is dead
and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou

What was Whitney Houston's biggest hit?

Her last one

Whitney Houston had quite the set of pipes on her.

In fact she died clutching onto one of them.

Whitney Houston May Not Have Had The Last Word!

But I know She Had The Last Line!!

If only Whitney Houston could hit a baseball pitch as well as she could hit notes and pitch her voice.

She would have had the world’s best hAND EYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIEEEEEIIIIIIIIIII coordination.

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After the death of Bobbi Kristina Brown in similar circumstances to her mother Whitney Houston...

The family have released an online video to commemorate their lives.
"Two Girls, One Tub" was probably not the best idea for a title.

Houston, we have a problem

Whitney Houston Jokes

Whitney Houston to star in her new film. The Bodybag.

One more..,

If she wasn’t before, Whitney Houston is definitely 100% soul now.

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

I was talking to a hipster when he asked me my favorite underground artist.

I replied Whitney Houston

Today marks a very special landmark

Whitney Houston has been clean for five years

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

President of Columbia has announced that the country is going into severe economic depression...

...since the deaths of Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston.

Trivial pursuit.

Years ago, I was playing Trivial Pursuit with my then girlfriend and the category was "Entertainment". Just as I asked her, her question - What was Whitney Houston's biggest hit of the 1980's? A masked gunman burst in & fired, hitting her in the chest before fleeing.

I rushed to her side,...

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Topical Joes (5/13)

Alright guys, here we are to recap the day's jokes. Let's get started.

First off in the news, it looks like the TSA arrested a woman for singing Whitney Houston on an airplane - but you should've seen what the TSA did when they caught those ridiculous musical militants of the Elton Jihad.
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