A sophisticated-looking lady was returning by plane from Switzerland
She talked to the Father sitting next to her, "Excuse me, Father, may I ask you a favor?"
The priest replied, "Of course, my child, what can I do for you?"
The woman explained, "Here's my problem: I bought myself a new epilator and paid quite a lot of money for it. I thin...
Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver
Can't believe I've spent all that money and I have nothing to chauffeur it...
An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course child. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Hide it under your robes perhap...
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There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.
One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had £100 in it, which was all the...
I am Robin Hood, I take from the rich to give to the poor!
A poor peasant is traveling the woody paths of Barnsdale, when a hooded man walks up to him.
Robin Hood: **"HALT!"**
**"*****I am Robin Hood, I take from the rich to give to the poor, now give me all your money!"***
Peasant: *"I have nothing, I've been hungry for years you see"*...
I got into a bad fight with my girlfriend last night. It turned ugly because she thought I cheated, and I hadn't
We’re in the kitchen and she tries to hit me with a Spatula. I react pretty quickly but all I have is a dish to block it with; but it’s simply no match.
All hell breaks loose when she tried to go for the midsection with Knives. I got lucky and was defended with my well-placed Buckle. It’s ge...
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