UPJOKE
british empireindian cuisinebritonsunited kingdomceltic fieldsnorman conquestfish and chipschristmas dinnerenglish cuisinespiceceltseuropeworld war iiherefordsouth asia

Iā€™m tired of hearing people say British food tastes awful. In fact, British food is the third most delicious food in the world

The first being French food, and the second is food from all other countries.

Heaven and Hell

Heaven is:

Indian wife

Chinese food

British home

American salary


Hell is:

American wife

British food

Chinese home

Indian salary

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.