President Obama and the Queen are proceeding towards Buckingham Palace in the Queen's carriage, waving to thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.
Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly the most horrendous earth shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire. The smell is atrocious and both passengers in the carriage must use handkerchiefs to cover their noses.
The Queen turns to her guest, Mr President, please accept my regrets...
What's the difference between an American and a Briton?
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
Britons vs. Americans
Americans: It's Mom not Mum It's Chips not Crisps It's Fries not Chips It's Color not Colour It's Soccer not Football It's Football not Rugby
Britons: It's School not Shooting Range.
They polled Britons on their favorite Jane Austen novel
52% prefer Pride & Prejudice to Sense & Sensibility
At Heathrow airport in England...
...a 300-foot red carpet was stretched out and President Putin strode to a warm but dignified hand shake from Queen Elizabeth.
They rode in a silver 1934 Bentley to the edge of Central London where they boarded an open 17th century coach hitched to six magnificent white horses.
the fowled experiment
scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the wind...