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Uncut Jokes

Last night I watched the uncut version of the film Scarface.

It was called Face.

I saw uncut footage of two guys docking

Sorry if that's redundant

You are like an uncut diamond

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Why did the surgeon not like the movie?

Because it was the uncut version.

Little known fact: Jesus was most probably a student.

* He still lived with his parents
* Long, uncut hair
* And if he did something for once, it was a miracle.

Why do non Jewish movies run for so long?

It’s because they’re uncut

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What do you call a movie without any Jews in it?

Uncut

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A man walks into a sex doctor's office… (Possibly NSFW)

And the doctor asks what is the man's problem.

"Well doc, before we get started, you need to know that I have a small penis…"

"Sir," interrupted the doctor, "I am a professional. I have seen more penises than you could possibly imagine: big ones, small ones, cut ones, uncut ones, ones ...

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