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Uncut Jokes

Last night I watched the uncut version of the film Scarface.

It was called Face.

I saw uncut footage of two guys docking

Sorry if that's redundant

You are like an uncut diamond

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Why did the surgeon not like the movie?

Because it was the uncut version.

Little known fact: Jesus was most probably a student.

* He still lived with his parents
* Long, uncut hair
* And if he did something for once, it was a miracle.

Why do non Jewish movies run for so long?

It’s because they’re uncut
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