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I accidentally broke two of my dad's Queen CDs.

Now I want to break three.

I was going through my old CDs and casset tapes.

I was on a journey of self-discography.

I phoned 999 and told the guy that two men had just broken into my house and stolen my CDs.

"Could you please give me a description of them?" the man asked.



"Certainly," I replied. "They're round plastic discs on which music or other digital information is stored."

my girlfriend told my to throw my Meat loaf CDs out

I would do anything for love but I won't do that

All my CDs are in my ex's car. I'd get them, but I don't want to face her.

Plus I don't have the equipment for diving to the bottom of the river.

I sold a thousand CDs but only made enough money to buy one ice cream.

Probably because each CD was Milli Vanilli.

That’s it; I’ve given up on buying CDs and MP3s. From now on, I will only buy records.

And that’s vinyl.

Doesn't matter how many CDs you have...

Benz has Mercedes.

I've got all of Justin Biebers CDs......

...and if I can get passed his home security again I'll have all his dvds as well.

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What does Hosier tell his crew when he needs more shirts, buttons and CDs?

*Make* me some *merch*!

Apparently, someone stole a few of my Rap CDs.

Oh well, no biggie.

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My girlfriend said she likes tapes and CDs

So i taped my dick to her forehead so that she could see these........

































Nuts

I was going to buy some classical music CDs...

But I was too baroque.

I've had some pain in my stomach ever since I ate those Radiohead and Arctic Monkeys CDs.

I think I've got indiegestion.

Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CDs?

In Iraq

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How to Write a Paper

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair, in a well lit place, with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Check your email.

3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand.

4. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help you conce...

A man walks into a music store.

A man walks into a music store to buy a record for his father. As he approaches the counter with his record he notices that the clerk has put out Nickelback CDs next to the register with a tag thats reads "CD special, $0.05 no returns."

The man looks at the clerk and says " $0.05 for a Nickel...

A young man was walking through his neighborhood selling old cassette tapes

Comes across a man who is listening to music on his MP3 player. He proceeds to ask the man if he would like to buy some of his tapes. The conversation played out like this:


boy- excuse me sir, are you interested in buying any of these tapes from me?

man- no thank you, as you can se...

I bought 2 Chainz' latest album, but it was the censored edition.

It's easily one of the best instrumental CDs I've heard in a long time.

I've never been on top of trends, I guess

When everyone else was burning CDs, I was still burning books

Classical music joke

A man walks into a music store. The clerk asks the man if he needs help finding anything. The man says he needs his opinion classical music artists. So the man brings a few CDs to the clerk and has him look them over. The clerk says "oh I love Chopin and Mozart, and DeBussy, and Bach." The man says ...

I'm starting a company that will sell electronic storage devices and almonds.

I'm calling it "CDs Nuts"

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F#ck Fame

A guy goes into a recording studio and hands the engineer what must be 50 grand in cash. He says, "I want you to record exactly what I say, then use the leftover money to print up as many CDs as you can, and send them to every record label head, A&R rep, talent scout and manager in the business....

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A bear and a rabbit walk through a forest

after walking for several hours they meet a fairy. The fairy says: „Each of you has three wishes, but be careful what you wish for, because i cant return them. The bear begins and says: „I wish every bear in this forest would be female, except me.“ wish granted. The rabbit then wishes for a red bicy...

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