Bad part about being a bomb disposal technician.....

It takes me 6 hours to open my Christmas presents.

Talked with a former officer in the Bomb Disposal Unit

I asked him how he dealt with the stress of the job?

"Never had any stress with it." he said

When I asked how come, he said, "It's easy. I either get it right, or it's suddenly not my problem anymore."

I used to know a bomb disposal expert

He wasn't very good

Do you know what they say about Bomb Disposal Operators?

They only make one mistake in their whole life.

I stop my microwave at 0:01

to feel like a bomb disposal expert.

If at first you don't succeed...

... then bomb disposal probably isn't the career for you

I couldn't live with my mistakes anymore...

So I became a bomb disposal technician

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