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Bomb Disposal Jokes

Did you hear about Danny Welbeck's bomb disposal expert brother.

Stan Welbeck.

Bad part about being a bomb disposal technician.....

It takes me 6 hours to open my Christmas presents.

Talked with a former officer in the Bomb Disposal Unit

I asked him how he dealt with the stress of the job?

"Never had any stress with it." he said

When I asked how come, he said, "It's easy. I either get it right, or it's suddenly not my problem anymore."

Do you know what they say about Bomb Disposal Operators?

They only make one mistake in their whole life.

Military

What do you call a retired bomb disposal veteran with PTSD?

Ex-pyro-mental.

I stop my microwave at 0:01

to feel like a bomb disposal expert.

If at first you don't succeed...

... then bomb disposal probably isn't the career for you

I couldn't live with my mistakes anymore...

So I became a bomb disposal technician

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