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Boxers Jokes

Boxers or Briefs, Mr. President?

In 1992 while being interviewed by MTV, Bill Clinton was asked if he wore boxers or briefs? Clinton replied, "Boxers"

In 2008 US magazine asked Obama, "Boxers or briefs"? Obama declined to answer the question.

Last week AARP asked Joe Biden, "Boxers or briefs"? Biden responded, "Depend...

I was pulling my boxers off in bed last night

When the wife said to me,

“You spoil those dogs.”

Someone asked President Biden, "Boxers or briefs?"

He said, "Depends."

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Why don't boxers have sex the night before a fight

They just don't really like each other

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My nephew said "All boxers are gay"

I asked him "Why?"

He said "Because they're all fighting for a belt and a purse!"

As I lay in bed, I felt a hand reach into my boxers and start to play with my balls. It was nice, but I wasn’t in the mood “Not tonight” I whispered “I’m tired”

“That’s not how it works in here” said my cellmate.

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I went to a Hallowe'en party in only my boxers

I went as premature ejaculation..

I just came in my shorts

Boxers or briefs?

Depends…

Why did Taika Waititi start wearing boxers?

Because he was tired of people joking that he wears Tighty Waititis.

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Why did the boxers agree to have their match in the bathroom?

Because that’s where the shit goes down.

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Why do boxers never have sex before a fight??

They normally don't fancy one another

What do anesthesiologists and boxers have in common?

They knock people out for a living

What do boxers carry their underwear in?

A briefcase

Two boxers light up a blunt

After a couple hours, both of them are pretty damn high, they start telling each other stories. One of them says, "Oh man, the other day I went on the craziest date with my wife. I got home after practice and told her to get ready. A couple minutes later we head out into that beautiful forest next t...

What do women and boxers have in common?

They're both clingy when wet!

What are Boxers favourite part of a joke?

The Punchline.

What drugs do boxers take to dodge better?

Antifistamines

Why are pirates good boxers?

They have a mean right hook.

Did you hear about the boxers' union?

They demanded equal rights, lefts and uppercuts.

Ten Boxers in a row....

That's it, the whole punch line.

A man and his girlfriend are getting undressed together for the first time

The man took off his shoes and socks revealing feet with missing and deformed toes.
"What happened to your feet?" his girlfriend asked.
"I had a childhood disease called Tolio " the man said.
"Don't you mean Polio?"
"No, Tolio, it only affects the toes."
Not wanting to ruin the moo...

Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers?

To keep his ankles warm.

I organized a dozen professional boxers to stand in a row and hit anyone that got near them

That was my best punchline ever

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Why don't boxers have sex before a big match?

They're just friends.

A group of boxers stand in line to get some drinks at a party.

That's it. That's the punchline.

One old man asks another old man, "what kind of underwear do you wear? boxers, briefs?

The other old man says "Depends"

What do you call boxers that cant last in the ring?

Briefs.

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

I heard the professional boxers are among the highest paid people in the world

Apparently my bosses at Amazon didn't get the memo

Bill Cosby was one of the greatest boxers...

He got 20 ko's and didn't even fight!

What do you call boxers worn backwards?

Easy access

Two boxers go head to head for the biggest match of the season!

In one corner we have Timmy “The Lemon” Dorah!

And in the other corner we have Tommy “The Lime” Jokata!

Both men are known for their vastly different capabilities, Timmy having an extremely weak body, but insanely strong arms, and Tommy being known for his insanely strong body and extr...

If I got a lot of boxers to queue up behind each other

I’d have a punchline

"What are your dogs names ?"

"Calvin and Klein"

"Like the underwear?"

"They are boxers."

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