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I was pulling my boxers off in bed the other day

God I love those dogs

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Why did the boxers agree to have their match in the bathroom?

Because that’s where the shit goes down.

Boxers or Briefs, Mr. President?

In 1992 while being interviewed by MTV, Bill Clinton was asked if he wore boxers or briefs? Clinton replied, "Boxers"

In 2008 US magazine asked Obama, "Boxers or briefs"? Obama declined to answer the question.

Last week AARP asked Joe Biden, "Boxers or briefs"? Biden responded, "Depend...

As I lay in bed, I felt a hand reach into my boxers and start to play with my balls. It was nice, but I wasn’t in the mood “Not tonight” I whispered “I’m tired”

“That’s not how it works in here” said my cellmate.

Why did Taika Waititi start wearing boxers?

Because he was tired of people joking that he wears Tighty Waititis.

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Why do boxers never have sex before a fight??

They normally don't fancy one another

I was sat at the end of the bed last night, Pulling off my boxers, when the wife said to me....

"You spoil those dogs"

Boxers or briefs?

Depends…

What do anesthesiologists and boxers have in common?

They knock people out for a living

I organized a dozen professional boxers to stand in a row and hit anyone that got near them

That was my best punchline ever

What do boxers carry their underwear in?

A briefcase

One old man asks another old man, "what kind of underwear do you wear? boxers, briefs?

The other old man says "Depends"

What do women and boxers have in common?

They're both clingy when wet!

A group of boxers stand in line to get some drinks at a party.

That's it. That's the punchline.

**A man and his girlfriend are getting undressed together for the first time.**

The man took off his shoes and socks revealing feet with missing and deformed toes.
"What happened to your feet?" his girlfriend asked. "I had a childhood disease called Tolio " the man said. "Don't you mean Polio?" "No, Tolio, it only affects the toes."

Not wanting to ruin the mood the ...

What are Boxers favourite part of a joke?

The Punchline.

What drugs do boxers take to dodge better?

Antifistamines

I think fights between career boxers and famous criminals would be entertaining. We could even make it fair, with different weight classes and everything.

We just need to weigh the Pros and Cons.

Two boxers light up a blunt

After a couple hours, both of them are pretty damn high, they start telling each other stories. One of them says, "Oh man, the other day I went on the craziest date with my wife. I got home after practice and told her to get ready. A couple minutes later we head out into that beautiful forest next t...

I heard the professional boxers are among the highest paid people in the world

Apparently my bosses at Amazon didn't get the memo

How do you call it when two boxers are 69ing?

They're trading blows

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A woman was reading Cosmo next to her husband…

“Walter,” she said.

Walter grunted; she continued “Let me read you this hot sex tip I just read in Cosmo. I think we should try it.”

“Girls, you know your boy toy has fun with you in the bedroom, and that he’s never going to complain. But even the hunkiest hunk can get tired of the...

What do you call boxers that cant last in the ring?

Briefs.

Two boxers go head to head for the biggest match of the season!

In one corner we have Timmy “The Lemon” Dorah!

And in the other corner we have Tommy “The Lime” Jokata!

Both men are known for their vastly different capabilities, Timmy having an extremely weak body, but insanely strong arms, and Tommy being known for his insanely strong body and extr...

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Why don't boxers have sex before a big match?

They're just friends.

Did you hear about the boxers' union?

They demanded equal rights, lefts and uppercuts.

Why are pirates good boxers?

They have a mean right hook.

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There was a boxing match. One of the boxers decided to punch his opponent in the groin.

It was a dick move.

Ten Boxers in a row....

That's it, the whole punch line.

If I got a lot of boxers to queue up behind each other

I’d have a punchline

Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers?

To keep his ankles warm.

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

Bill Cosby was one of the greatest boxers...

He got 20 ko's and didn't even fight!

What do you call boxers worn backwards?

Easy access

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Naked Cowboy

A sheriff of a small town is patrolling the town one night when he comes across a cowboy walking up Main St. The cowboy is wearing nothing except his hat, boots, and gunbelt. The sheriff is a bit surprised at first but gets over his initial shock and arrests the cowboy for indecent exposure.

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Professional boxers usually will abstain from sex the night before a big fight....

...you might find this hard to believe, but they don't really like each other." - Jimmy Carr

"What are your dogs names ?"

"Calvin and Klein"

"Like the underwear?"

"They are boxers."

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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