What do boxers carry their underwear in?

A Briefcase

My wife walked into the bedroom to find me pulling off my boxers.

She told me I spoil the dogs too much.

What do boxers and assassins have in common?

They both hitmen

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Why don't professional boxers have sex before a fight?

They probably don't like each other.

Muhammad Ali & Joe Frazier go to a Dry Cleaner.

Owner says, "Can I help you?"

They say, "How much to wash an old pair of boxers?"

A group of boxers stand in line to get some drinks at a party.

That's it. That's the punchline.

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Naked Cowboy

A sheriff of a small town is patrolling the town one night when he comes across a cowboy walking up Main St. The cowboy is wearing nothing except his hat, boots, and gunbelt. The sheriff is a bit surprised at first but gets over his initial shock and arrests the cowboy for indecent exposure.

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What are Boxers favourite part of a joke?

The Punchline.

What do women and boxers have in common?

They're both clingy when wet!

A man and his girlfriend are getting undressed together for the first time.

A man and his girlfriend are getting undressed together for the first time

The man took off his shoes and socks revealing feet with missing and deformed toes. "What happened to your feet?" his girlfriend asked. "I had a childhood disease called Tolio " the man said. "Don't you mean Polio?" "N...

What drugs do boxers take to dodge better?

Antifistamines

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Why is your penis so down?

It shares boxers with an asshole.

I think fights between career boxers and famous criminals would be entertaining. We could even make it fair, with different weight classes and everything.

We just need to weigh the Pros and Cons.

Two boxers light up a blunt

After a couple hours, both of them are pretty damn high, they start telling each other stories. One of them says, "Oh man, the other day I went on the craziest date with my wife. I got home after practice and told her to get ready. A couple minutes later we head out into that beautiful forest next t...

What do you call boxers that cant last in the ring?

Briefs.

I heard the professional boxers are among the highest paid people in the world

Apparently my bosses at Amazon didn't get the memo

Did you hear about the boxers' union?

They demanded equal rights, lefts and uppercuts.

Two boxers go head to head for the biggest match of the season!

In one corner we have Timmy “The Lemon” Dorah!

And in the other corner we have Tommy “The Lime” Jokata!

Both men are known for their vastly different capabilities, Timmy having an extremely weak body, but insanely strong arms, and Tommy being known for his insanely strong body and extr...

Why are pirates good boxers?

They have a mean right hook.

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Why don't boxers have sex before a big match?

They're just friends.

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There was a boxing match. One of the boxers decided to punch his opponent in the groin.

It was a dick move.

"Boxers or briefs", she asked...

"Depends", I responded.

Ten Boxers in a row....

That's it, the whole punch line.

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There once was a man with an extremely high-pitched voice

(For retelling, ^(superscript) is high-pitched/falsetto voice)

He had since long passed puberty, but while his friends got deep, manly voices, his remained so high that he ^(spoke like this). Ever since then, it had been a tremendous source of insecurity. Now, he was in his thirties, and he r...

Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers?

To keep his ankles warm.

If I got a lot of boxers to queue up behind each other

I’d have a punchline

Bill Cosby was one of the greatest boxers...

He got 20 ko's and didn't even fight!

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

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