Bob Ross Jokes - 21 Hilarious Bob Ross Jokes

What do Bob Ross' children say when they pray?

"Our father, who art in heaven..."

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I didn't know my mom watched Bob Ross

Because she called me a happy little accident

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I named my kid Bob Ross

He was a happy little accident.

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What does Bob Ross call his children?

Happy little accidents

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Bob Ross used to say, "There are no mistakes, just happy little accidents."

Lovely man, terrible driving instructor.

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Bob Ross said "We don't make mistakes. We just have happy accidents."

So, either he lied and my parents made a mistake or I'm an accident.

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How does Bob Ross masturbate?

He beats the devil out of it.

Bob Ross was out fishing when his pole started to dip.

He reeled in the fish and the fish said, "please don't eat me, can you please throw me back?"

Bob Ross replies, "Woah, a talking fish! I was going to throw you back anyways!"

The fish swims away a bit and then turns back, saying "Now that you let me go, how about a wish?"

Bob Ro...

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I’m going to a friends get together dressed up as Bob Ross

I hope the night doesn’t lead to any “happy little mistakes”

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Did you hear the Bob Ross got a brazilian wax?

Got rid of that happy, little bush.

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What's the difference between Bob Ross and Roy Moore?

One's a doodler and the other's a diddler.

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What do you get when you cross Hank Hill with Bob Ross?

A Pro-painter.

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A man goes to a new store to get some toilet paper

He approaches the clerk and asks are there any brands he recommends.

"Why yes sir! I make all my own products and we've something to suit everybody. This one I call Bob Ross"

"Why have you named it that?"

"Cos it's so gentle your ass will feel so relaxed and nice afterwards sir...

If I had to wrestle Satan and was allowed to pick a partner, I’d pick Bob Ross

He always knew how to beat the devil.

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Bob Ross and Mr. Rogers fight for nicest person ever. Who wins?

They both share the trophy

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What did Bob Ross do after eating a fair of fickled feffers?

He fainted.

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Where does Bob Ross go shopping for clothes?

Ross.

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In the famous words of Bob Ross: There’s no such thing as mistakes, only happy little accidents...

Unless your “little accident” is diagnosed with chronic depression.

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What does Bob Ross's paintings and an orphanage have in common?

They're both full of happy little accidents

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There was once a couple who were very, very dumb.

They used to listen to everything said to them without thinking any deeper.

After about a year after their marriage, a beautiful baby boy was born to them. They decided to baptize him and name him according to a very popular astrologer's idea. So they took him to the astrologer's sanctum
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Happy little accident

Bob Ross would be a great mafia member because he’s just make everything look like a happy little accident

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