Joan Rivers Jokes - 8 Hilarious Joan Rivers Jokes

No joke will ever be too soon for Joan Rivers thread.

Joan Rivers died doing what she loved to do best. Surgery.

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What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?!

Scratching at the inside of her coffin.

Courtesy of my dad.

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The great thing about Joan Rivers is

No matter who digs her up in a thousand years time, she'll always look surprised to see them.

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Joan Rivers is just like Soldier Field...

She used to be a National Historical Landmark before all of the modifications.

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Farewell to the last original piece of Joan Rivers...

her soul

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In a touching tribute to Joan Rivers, Target today announced that it would print funny little anecdotes on all of their shopping bags.

Just so plastic can make us laugh one more time.

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Who has the easiest job in the world right now?

Joan Rivers' embalmer.

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People say that money is not the key to happiness...

...but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

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