What do you get when you cross spray paint with paint thinner?
High as fuck.
The preacher and the painters
A preacher noticed that his church was beginning to look somewhat dingy and could use a new coat of paint. He asked for bids from several local outfits and selected a two-man firm which had given him the best price.
On the appointed day, the crew arrived. Setting up their ...
How does the Mona Lisa stay in shape.
Paint thinner.
Two men are hired to paint a church
The job doesnt pay too well, so they wanted to save as much money as possible so they bought only as much paint as they thought was needed.
As they are getting close to finishing, they realized that they were not going to have enough paint left to finish the job. One of the men has the brill...
Two friends, Mick and Dave, are having lunch
Two friends, Mick and Dave, are having lunch over at Dave’s house when the conversation turns to postal delivery workers.
Dave, disgruntled about the subject, says “I order a lot of books to get delivered here daily, but I always get a slip saying that they missed me, even if I’m home to ...
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