Perm Jokes - 8 Hilarious Perm Jokes

A Newcastle girl goes into a hair salon

The stylist says "Why aye lass, what do yee want?"

"Can I have a perm please?" says the customer. The stylist responds:

*Ah wandered lernley as a cloud that flerts on high oer vales an' hills...*

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I did some reading at the hair salon while I got my perm.

I was curled up with a good book.

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I hate the product hair salons use for perms...

The smell makes my hair curl.

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The local community was being to believe the new teacher was grooming their kids

They were pissed to find all baby goats in town with a perm and a fresh trim.

My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused,

I couldn't accept all those perms and conditions.

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Alan takes his wife fishing

On a usual trip he catches 10-15 fish. He's gobsmacked when the pair of them manage a haul of over 100! He decided to enter them both into the local fishing competition.

The day of the competition rolls around, and each of the Anglers take it in turns. The first man is a big beefy lad, and he...

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A lady went into the hairdressers in Ashington (NE England)...

The hairdresser asked her what she'd like done.

"I'd like a perm please."

Somewhat puzzled the hairdresser began "Mary had a little learm..."

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A salesman knocks on the door of a house...

It is opened by a young girl, maybe 12 or 13. She is heavily made up, her hair is dyed and permed, and she is dressed in a short skirt and a low-cut top. In one hand, she holds a cigarette holder, in the other a glass of whisky. Behind her, the salesman sees two naked men in bondage gear.

"Er...

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