I wanted to buy the perfect Vincent Van Gogh costume for a Halloween party, but couldn't find one.
They were all ear-regular.
A Vincent Van Gogh painting was stolen this weekend from a Dutch Museum.
Now it's Vincent Van Gone.
What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh??
You gonna eat that?
Vincent Van Gogh and Evander Holyfield walk into a bar...
... and find it very difficult to have a conversation.
Everyone said to Vincent Van Gogh " You can't be a great painter, you've only got one ear" And you know what he said? "
“You’ll have to speak up, I’ve only got one ear”
Vincent Van Gogh is having a pint…
His mate Gauguin walks in to the bar and says, “ Hi Vinny, fancy a beer?” Vincent says, “ No thanks , I’ve got one ‘ere…”.
Vincent Van Gogh's Relatives
His Obnoxious brother: Please Gogh. His Dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh. His prune-loving brother: Gotta Gogh. His Convenience-Store-Owner cousin: Stop'n'Gogh His Constipated uncle: Can't Gogh The Ballroom dancer aunt: Tan Gogh His Nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh His Fruit Loving cousin: M...
Van Gogh Family
Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here's a listing of some of the lesser known relatives:
* The really obnoxious brother - Please Gogh * The brother who ate prunes - Gotta Gogh * His dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh * An aunt who taught positive thinking - Wayto Gogh * And his ma...