A grim man enters an otolaryngologist's cabinet and whips out his penis... ...and it's all bluish and visibly not okay. The doctor, shocked: "You're in the wrong cabinet, you need to see the urologist!"
"No," says man. "The thing is, me and my friends go to a sauna once a month..."
"Ah, so then you'll need a dermatologist if it's caused by an STD" - interrupts the doctor.
"..and we play this reaction game called "Oof!" when we all whip out dicks and put them on a round table, music pl...
Roses are reddish, violets are bluish.
If it weren't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish.
A man was recruited for a space colony
He had been posted to a planet 14 lightyears from Sol. As his ship landed on the planet's glowing surface, he saw a car waiting for him.
"Welcome to Anti-Earth," The driver said, "don't worry we are going to change the name soon. I am here to take you to your quarters and show you the colony ...
Roses are red
Violets are bluish If it wasn’t for Christmas We’d all be Jewish
I don’t know if this has been posted before but I heard it from one of my uncles.