A Delhi mother was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters get married the same year, so she called them after the wedding and told them
“Dont forget to text me your first night experience and text it in code”
So……. after a week, the 1st daughter texted
and the next...
My girlfriend said she'll leave me if I don't support LGBTQ
That's a bit of a red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet flag.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
What color should I choose?
Well sir we have three options red, blue, and yellow. Our red colors are inspired by the rose fields of Sweden. "Got the color orange?" No, the blue colors were crafted from finest of silk from Japan and represent the waves of the ocean. "What about brown?" Our LAST option is Yellow, ...
Why did Yellow divorce Green?
Because Green blue Indigo.
My favourite joke
In the purple forest is a purple kingdom. In the purple kingdom a purple peasant stole some purple bread. The purple police put the purple peasant in purple prison. The purple guard went to the purple peasant and said:
“All right, indigo”
An Australian Man is Painting his House Blue...
As he works, his wife brings his newborn child outside and asks if he would like to hold the baby.
"Of course!" he says, as he takes his gloves off. He reaches out and takes the child.
After playing with the baby for a minute, he begins to hand the kid back to his wife but trips on his...
The Purple Pirate
This is not a good joke, my Dad told it to me years ago and I haven't seen it here yet.
There was once a purple pirate who sailed the 7 purple seas. One purple day, as the sky was clear and purple the purple pirate landed his purple ship on a purple island.
The Purple pirate explored t...